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Dirty Crusty

October - November 2019

“We must be the women of the future standing here in this bathroom because we look like sex and power, we look like sex and power, and you don’t even know it, standing there in that motherfucking pantsuit.”

Jeanine is determined to improve her life. With sex. With dance. With new hobbies, like horticulture. But self-improvement is hard. Reclaiming your dreams is hard. And personal hygiene is really, really hard.

A new show from writer Clare Barron (★★★★★ Dance Nation) and director Jay Miller (★★★★★ This Beautiful Future, ★★★★★  The Crucible).


TICKETS ON SALE FROM 1PM THURSDAY 16TH MAY

Prices increase as the theatre fills – the earlier you book the cheaper it will be.

Locals get 30% off all tickets with a free Yard Local Card – sign up online.

U26s can get £5 tickets on the door to all performances that are not sold out with #NoEmptySeats.