4 December - 21 December 2024
Séayoncé's Perky Nativititties
4 December - 21 December 2024
About
Back by popular demand, it's the nation's favourite televised Christmas special... Séayoncé's Perky Nativititties, live at The Yard Theatre!
This year, we're going bigger and more fistive than ever before! The majestic mystic Séayoncé (aka Dan Wye) and her sadistic sidekick Leslie-Ann (Robyn Herfellow) present the only gift you won't need a receipt for.
When Séayoncé lands her big break—a live TV Christmas special—she thinks she’s finally made it and has left those cabaret basements for good. But suddenly—just as the cameras start rolling, Christmas magic hijacks everyone’s favourite medium from her own festive frolics. An epic battle between the hags and the Christmas spirit ensues, but who will win?
Get your bells joyously jingled by the award-winning, critically acclaimed Ghost Whisperer as she belts out twisted carols, summons the sauciest ghosts of Christmas past, and leads you through thoroughly blasphemous XXXmas games, in the hope of beating the Christmas spirit into a perfectly seasoned pulp.
DATES & TIMES
4 December - 21 December
Monday - Saturday, 7.30pm
Saturday matinees, 2:30pm
PREVIEWS*
4-7 December, 7:30pm
FILMED FIRST PREVIEW**
4 December, 7:30pm — all tickets are £12.
RUNNING TIME
1 hour and 50 minutes, inclusive of a 20 minute interval.
*Previews are a set of public performances that take place before the official opening of a production. Tickets for these nights are sold at a reduced rate.
**This performance will be filmed for promotional and marketing purposes. Tickets are sold at a reduced rate.
HOW TO BOOK
ONLINE
Just click the 'BOOK NOW' button to purchase tickets online. A £1.50 booking fee will apply.
BOX OFFICE
You can book tickets over the phone, call us at 07756734172, Monday to Thursdays, 10am-5.30pm. A £3 booking fee will apply except for access bookings.
WAYS TO SAVE
Tickets start from £10 - the earlier in the run you book, the cheaper it'll be.
YARD CARD
Sign up for a free Yard Card here. Unlock exclusive discounts, perks, and insider news. Plus, for every three tickets you buy, the fourth is on us.
NO EMPTY SEATS
If you’re aged 27 and under, you can get £5 tickets on the door to all performances that are not sold out with #NoEmptySeats.
CONCESSIONS
If you're aged 27 and under, 65+, a student, or unwaged, tickets are cheaper.
GROUP BOOKINGS
If you’d like to make a group booking (10+ tickets) please email marketing@theyardtheatre.co.uk.
FANCY A FREE MULLED WINE?
Book in a group of five or more and we'll give you each a free mulled wine, on us. Name a better excuse for some festive fun with your friends. We can't. *
*Offer ends 6 December
ACCESS & SUITABILITY
ACCESS
Access tickets are priced as concessions and can be booked online. We offer free tickets for companions, and these must be booked by emailing marketing@theyardtheatre.co.uk
SUITABILITY
Recommended for ages 18+
CONTENT GUIDENCE
Please note this show contains strobe and flashing lights, haze and loud noises. There is use of strong and derogatory language and depictions of violence and references to sex, death/dying and bestiality.
DEALS
This Christmas, step away from tired turkey talk and give your office Christmas party the upgrade it deserves.
Get ready to raise your spirits-literally-at The Yard, with our special Christmas party packages.
For groups of merry misfits, we've got flexible Christmas party packages - including exclusive daytime bar hire, fun food and drink packages (think unlimited mulled wine....), and tickets to Séayoncé's Perky Nativitities.
Email marketing@theyardtheatre.co.uk to lock in your plans before Susan brings up her turkey brining secrets (again).
FANCY A FREE MULLED WINE?
Book in a group of five or more and we'll give you each a free mulled wine, on us.* Name a better excuse for some festive fun with your friends. We can't.
All you need to do is book your tickets, and the next morning we'll send you an email with information about how to claim your free drink. Bottoms up!
*Offer ends 6 December
Cast & Team
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REVIEWS
“The perfect drag duo that transcends comedic talent.”
Broadway Baby
“It’s a hilarious, outrageous, and fabulously queer show.”
Deadline
“A sharp edge of wit... I found myself hoping for it to last longer.”
LGBTQ Arts Review
Best Reviewed Show of the Edinburgh Fringe 2024
British Comedy Guide
